Please explain.Sorry that this is my only offering for now.Oh, since my last video I learned that my cat had nuts, so he’s actually a he. Not a “she” as my last video says.I say “had nuts” because he’s since been neutered.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: cats comb weird pets emmalina
Added: April 9, 2008

Something adorable.(not me.)When I say I “just chucked it out”, I mean the futon cover. Not the entire futon.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: video blog vlog pets animals cats my new flat
Added: February 12, 2008

More for friends and family, really don’t give a shit if it’s tl;dw and your silly ass thinks it’s boring. Thanks for watching if ya did, though.Songs in order of play:Bluejuice – “Vitriol”Sia – “Breathe Me” [Mylo remix]Birds of Tokyo – “Wayside”Robyn – “Konichiwa Bitches”The Cardigans – “I Need Some Fine Wine and You Need to be Nicer”YouTube totally killed the video quality. Ugh.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: christmas holiday vacation beach summer coles bay freycinet tasmania nature
Added: December 27, 2007

Yaaaay. This was SO much fun. Visit my blog (the link is up there somewhere) if ya wanna hear more about it. I’ll write about it in there later.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: christmas holiday vacation beach summer festive emmalina luke
Added: December 27, 2006

Blah blah blah blah blah. I went out with Luke and I few friends and ruined it for all of us because I’m a cow.My friend threw a box of toilet paper at me when I was in the loo so I thought I’d be funny and throw the toilet brush and it’s container at her, but it hit her and all this pissy water went ALL OVER HER TOP and it was pretty fucking funny. To me.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: pubs clubs sick video blog
Added: January 14, 2007

Yep. That’s about it.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: video blog vlog hobart cup horse racing festival sigh
Added: February 12, 2007

…god I hate it when you make a typo/sentence structure error in a video because you can’t bloody fix it.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: video blog emmalina teehee
Added: November 13, 2007

Music: Soko | “I’ll kill her”Filler video. I try to move my webcam so it doesn’t focus on my breasts. I put it where several smart little people suggested I put it: under my monitor on the desk. It didn’t quite work. I also talk to my mum about tits and YouTube. Then I talk about a bunch of shit and put random clips in and it means nothing. So many people have been asking me what it all means. Seriously, it means nothing. This video is to let people know I’m still alive and to perhaps put an end to the “when are you posting a video” messages. I’m seeing Saw IV tonight, this makes me happy. Edit: I saw it! Pretty disappointing.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: hello
Added: October 25, 2007

Luke and I are gonna go!parisblonde is awesome!Editing is terrible because I ramble too fast for me to cut accurately!☆ Saturday, 1st December 07☆ 10am – 5pm☆ Federation Square☆ MelbourneSong: The Gossip | “Standing in the Way of Control”

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: australian youtube gathering aussie tubers emmalina vlog melbourne
Added: September 28, 2007

Thought this’d be an interesting topic to discuss.Or…talk to my webcam about and…put on YouTube…and discuss it through comments…er, yeah. That.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: emo trendy depression emmalina vlog
Added: September 22, 2007

You are just another white boy,thinking you’re so hardcore,go take a step outsidesee what’s shakin’ in the real world

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: breasts on youtube sexism disgusting fucking comments
Added: September 11, 2007

It’s a video response.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: ill do these later
Added: August 25, 2007

Hi.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: emmalina video blog aa few things
Added: August 24, 2007

I now try to convince you all that Luke is nice and not a jerk. I feel bad!

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: aww love muffin emmalina australian boyfriend luvvah
Added: May 26, 2007

Reference: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Lyg9N-MFD3kWhat a horrible, heart wrenching video.The way the kid cries about not “wanting to be a bad boy” and “hating it when people are mad”…sounds like he’s being abused. I’m not normally someone who whines about “The CHYYYYLDREN!” but for christ’s sake. This is so wrong.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: bubbatime99 parenting
Added: August 14, 2007

Tired—–For the YouTube NewbChocolate Rain: http://youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQToothpaste-For-Dinner-Guy:http://youtube.com/drewtoothpaste——

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: emmalina vlog
Added: August 8, 2007

***PLZ READ***I just noticed how many video responses I still have to approve. Sorry if yours is still pending, I’ll try to check them all out soon!——Hello.Correct my French. I’m not studying it and haven’t studied it since eighth or ninth grade! I have no idea how to pronounce anything.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: emmalina is pathetic and cant speak french scared of test patterns harry potter snape sexy
Added: July 15, 2007

I have no idea why, but with every video I seem to be getting crazier.(By the way, my Neo username is libert1ne if you’d like to add me as a Neofriend)

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: inane bullshit fetishes dumbass comments emmalina vlog video blog
Added: July 1, 2007

I made this like a week ago. I’m better now, but the world still needs to learn this damn lesson because too many bloody people HAVE NO MANNERS.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: cooties germs cough manners etiquette dammit stop making emmalina sick
Added: June 26, 2007

I can’t believe he’s dead. This is a sad time.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: guinea pig cavy mister tribble death of my lovely little pet emmalina
Added: June 16, 2007

Yes, I’m aware of the fact that I broke rules 1, 2 and 15.WHO’S BEEEEEN BLOWING COKE UP MY NOSE IN MY SLEEP!?

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: tangent rant emmalina craziness video blog vlog australian psycho
Added: June 14, 2007

Like. Like, blah blah. Blah blah, like, you know.*arse shake*

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: dancing australian chick video blog ii need driving lessons vlog
Added: June 4, 2007

I now try to convince you all that Luke is nice and not a jerk. I feel bad!

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: aww love muffin emmalina australian boyfriend luvvah
Added: May 26, 2007

I’ve got two questions for you all.I might regret uploading this! Risk is exciting.I should probably clarify, Luke and I are of course still together and I love him very much, even though he’s messy! We planned TOGETHER for me to have sexy fun with a girl. I like girls. Luke likes me with girls. So…yeah.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: messy clean dirty boyfriends bisexual friend sex australian chick haha awesome tags
Added: May 18, 2007

Please, don’t submit video responses that have absolutely nothing to do with this video. It’s really annoying.Like I said, I don’t know what I can do with regards to a “prize” yet. I’ll probably end up featuring your vid on my channel or something WONDERFULLY EXCITING like that. Or I could always give you a grand prize of the $5.00 that’s in my Paypal account.I look like a happy tripper in the preview picture.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: lies lie contest australian girl youtube you buncha liars
Added: May 3, 2007

It’s been a while so I thought I’d have a chat to my webcam, as you do.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: australian girl chick video blog random emmalina
Added: April 26, 2007

Almost three weeks! That’s the longest I’ve gone without a video, aside from that temper tanty I threw a few months back.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: emmalina busy study random vlog video blog
Added: April 14, 2007

Remember when my videos were all full of crap like this?Um. For the record, incase you can’t tell the difference between my Retard Dancing and Normal Dancing, the first two clips were me being stupid intentionally. Can’t blame you if you can’t tell, though!

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: guinea pig cavy animal pets dancing emmalina
Added: March 22, 2007

Sigh I’ve been having so much trouble uploading things! Anyone else having probs?

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: emmalina messy bedroom web cam girls old blogging vlog
Added: March 22, 2007

***Dancing looks fucked in this because I totally wasn’t dancing to the song that’s in the video. Ahaha.******Have fun. Love yourself. UNASHAMEDLY. Dance, flaunt, feel sexy, be confident and comfortable being you. It should be refreshing, not intimidating or off-putting, to be around someone who is comfortable enough with themselves to be a bit of a show-off!Another thing: you don’t have to be conventionally stunning or “hot” to FEEL like you are.***

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: emmalina dancing australian girl
Added: March 14, 2007

***Dancing looks fucked in this because I totally wasn’t dancing to the song that’s in the video. Ahaha.******Have fun. Love yourself. UNASHAMEDLY. Dance, flaunt, feel sexy, be confident and comfortable being you. It should be refreshing, not intimidating or off-putting, to be around someone who is comfortable enough with themselves to be a bit of a show-off!Another thing: you don’t have to be conventionally stunning or “hot” to FEEL like you are.***And if you just happen to be a fat ugly bastard on YouTube, respect yourself enough to at least make an EFFORT at losing weight and being healthy before judging the attractiveness of others and bitching like a big girl.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: beauty confidence conceit dancing happiness emmalina self-love
Added: March 14, 2007

Excuse the shitty quality of this one. Randomness. About MtG, school, Luke and other things. NOTHING exciting happened at all recently and this makes me sad.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: emmalina school magic random video blog vlog
Added: November 22, 2006

I’ve missed this. —————-I’m loving it how three months ago, I got hundreds of comments saying “WHAT DOES YOUR BOYFRIEND THINK OF THIS”. Now that he’s decided that he’s not comfortable with it, I’m being told he’s a controlling misogynist. Good luck in your future relationships, people – I hope you understand that sacrifices sometimes need to be made, and you occasionally have to think of someone other than yourself. If you want dancing, find it elsewhere. There is NO WAY I’m going to willingly do something that would hurt ANY of my loved ones. It’s a real shame that so few people can understand that, and I find myself incredibly lucky that both my boyfriend and I are two people who CAN, and will, make sacrifices for eachother.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: emmalina
Added: November 18, 2006

Man, people love a bit of conflict on this site, don’t they? Okay. I was out of line calling her a dickhead – just…when this chick has NO idea what’s actually going down as a result of what happened, it gets under my skin to hear her say “She should’ve expected it”.Lmfao, some of you guys are freaking stupid. I’ve said in the comments that the sites that the information was on have ALL been since removed. I think you’re stupid for even thinking ANYONE would be stupid enough to broadcast it on YouTube if the sites still existed. Oh, and I DID change my bank details. Man you guys love to assume things – when did I even say that I HADN’T gone to any efforts to change my details!? Freaks.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: emmalina
Added: November 17, 2006

To the lifeless person who keeps requesting to have my Photobucket log-in information resent, you’re making a huge fool of yourself. It gets sent to my e-mail, you douche. You know. The e-mail that you don’t have access to.Sif I’d leave the pictures there anyway, moron.——————I was just thinking.If my friends saw this, they’d be convinced that I simply must be psychotic.*I lip sync, show you my huge eyes, show you what I’d look like with bangs, and show you pictures from our visit to Russell Falls.In short, I BORE YOU TO TEARS.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: emmalina lip syncing bangs russell falls tasmania cute girls talking
Added: June 16, 2006

Unimportant. I say thanks for the nice comments, talk about my weekend, my new dress, and…a few other vague things.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: video blogging vlog cute girls talking vanity
Added: June 4, 2006

Argh what the hell, this is like the FIFTH TIME I’ve uploaded this!Speaking of LiveVideo, I’m LoveEmmalina on there. http://www.livevideo.com/loveemmalina

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: lol
Added: March 10, 2007

FilthyWhore’s latest video was HOT and anyone who disagrees is clearly just pissed because they can’t get laid.I’ve been busy.—http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lipstick_feminism for the uninformed. I don’t particularly identify with any branch of feminism at all, personally – the point of this video was just that the expression of female sexuality should be fucking accepted and not shunned – and I felt that the title fit the concept I was trying to convey.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: lipstick feminism stupid people filthywhore emmalina beach blog vlog
Added: February 28, 2007

I would like to see your animals please.Make a video response with them in it!Also, I’m a dickhead. When I said “It’s not like I tell him not to do stuff and he does it anyway”…well…um. Yeah. It actually IS like that. That’s what I would have said if I wasn’t retarded.—-Oh. I know I’m not like, FAT…I’m like 44kgs lol, it’s just that I’ve put on a bit of weight lately and I haven’t been exercising enough to tone the muscle beneath it. I don’t want to LOSE weight, I just…want to quit being such a wobbly jelly.—LMFAO and by “practice run for the cup” I meant I was getting dressed up and making sure my outfit and hair is all okay. I wasn’t having a horse race in my bedroom.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: animals pets video responses australian blog vlog
Added: February 7, 2007

I’M BORED.Ohmigosh the thumbnail preview of this video looks so retarded.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: vegemite employment spoof cup dress umm boring
Added: February 1, 2007

Boys and tomboys might want to skip to 4:34, but even then the video’s only of me being a dickhead.For those who asked, my favourite stores are Valleygirl, Supre, Sportsgirl, Yeltour, Sebachi, Dotti and Miss Shop in Myer. There’s bargains at Target for basics, and eBay for clubbing and “going out” gear.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: gay bar nuclear war fashion style clothes sick guinea pig
Added: January 18, 2007

Yaaaay. This was SO much fun. Visit my blog (the link is up there somewhere) if ya wanna hear more about it. I’ll write about it in there later.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: christmas holiday vacation beach summer festive emmalina luke
Added: December 27, 2006

Thought I’d share a few of the things I’ve been making lately with you.I forgot to add the clip of my bookshelf though! I painted it myself.Merry Christmas everyone!

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: jewellery making handmade gifts christmas excited emmalina uni australian crafts
Added: December 18, 2006

An answer to boh3m3’s “Why Do You Tube”, a tell-your-girlfriend-you-love-her proposal and some other random crap that you’re not likely to give much of a shit about but I’ll upload it anyway.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: emmalina random jerks why do you tube blah
Added: December 6, 2006

Yaaaay! This video would have been much cooler if I were allowed to use the ones I took of my mates. They’re all camera shy though and they’d probably be mad at me if I put them on here. So, my videos will get less random and boring, I promise. Over my break I’ll be able to actually THINK about what I want to talk about rather than making rushed shit between bouts of homework.

Author: Emmalina
Keywords: emmalina end of semester school computing random
Added: November 29, 2006